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Some Things Are Just Disturbing

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 I mean, like, why? Why does such crap and drivel like The Human Centipede exist. Well? It's probably like porn. Where everyone tires their best to stare at the screen the longest in some kind of double-dare situation. The images become paramount, only merely bolstered by something resembling a plot just to get to this scene or that. Sorta like reverse porn, I suppose. But I see no purpose in it, myself. Sometimes, buried deep within such films is a moment of solace, a message that must be conveyed and this is the only way.  Rarely, however, does a message get conveyed with completely revolting an audience from watching the title in the first place, but, hey, you win more friends with honey then vinegar. But I suppose some film makers are very, very unhappy, and, well, if there's punk music? There's disturbing cinema.  Usually the stuff of film festivals, they rarely make a market beyond the dark web, late night DVD rentals when those still existed, and someone who wants...
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Some Comedies to Consider

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 I'm weird. Stop laughing. Of course it's true. Stop LAUGHING, I gotta say something here. When I was in the period of strange wonderment between my divorce and finding the true love my life, I went and saw a LOT of movies.  But never the comedies. Never the ha-ha stuff. I noticed this trend for years, before and since. I'd go to things like that with my friends or colleagues or to write a review for the papers. It was, as if, like, I could never laugh in public. I hated laughing with just me and the screen. I had to really push myself to go.  Of course, my ex loved Ace Ventura, which should tell you volumes about his grasp on this reality. But, no, I never really got into the comedy stuff.  Weird, right? The other odd part was that I'd think horror movies were comedic. I mean, really, a slasher with a hockey mask and NO ONE DOES ANYTHING? Hilarious.  As I complied this list of movies that I enjoyed that were comedic, I did notice a few trends in my tastes. Thes...
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Top Foreign Films

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 Yeah. Movies are my salvation. Not only was I denied access to the Disney parks during the serious throws of the epidemic; movies, the simple act of going to the theater, was also taken from me. That was serious, very serious to my soul. Disney? Expensive and a trek.  Movies? Five minutes from the theater.  Yes, yes, yes, there's streaming. I'm aware of that, and it filled that space, but not by much. When I'm at home, the sense of escapism that seems so necessary to balm my wounds, is removed. I'm still on the couch, ungraded papers a mere few paces away, hissing at my brain like basket-ed cobra, waiting to strike. The dog still need to go out; that laundry needs to be folded. Even a mere five minutes away was far enough that my heartbeat starts to drop so dramatically that my Fitbit registers me as sleeping.  Which is kinda cool, too. None of that.  We've eased ourselves into theater going again, taking advantage of pre-ordered tickets, where we can establish...
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Some Independent Films I Love

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 I have to say, I was born for loving independent film. My generation did not float in on the tide that was the French New Wave.  Nope. Instead, we founded our first indie with Kevin Smith's delicious yuckfest, Clerks. But, me? Me? I was ahead of the curve. Totally ahead of the curve. I liked Starbuck's before there was one even close to my house. I had drive my little VW Bug all the way into Cherry Creek to indulge in a mocha. And to also escape?  The Aztec Theater. A delicious art house movie theater slapped every rando title it could to be edgy and fascinating and all that.  But they still had popcorn.  And coffee.  And I could watch LGBT themed titles without fear in at atmosphere that wasn't seedy or treated poorly. In fact, when I could go, LGBTQ+ newspapers were always free for the taking. This was long before there was an internet. It was a different world. The AIDS crisis had been raging, I was young and couldn't identify, completely what it was th...
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I did a thing...

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A coworker, today, when showing her a picture of my beloved and myself having a fun time before the Millenium Falcon, mentioned, of course, "oh, that looks like fun, right in front of that airplane thing." That airplane thing. You see, like, I had always heard about people living under rocks. That things are truly part of common culture (I mean, the first bloody flick came out in 1977!), are sometimes bypassed by few. I know who the Prime Minister is of Canada. It's that hottie, Justin Trudeau.  I know what Red Square looks like, but I've never been. But that moment proved I was in the Deep South. Couple it with my other coworker mentioning, when I was smuggling myself out exactly at the end of the work day to catch the premiere of the Force Awakens, to the strands of, "oh, that's a Star Wars thing, right?" Or when my other teacher colleague wore a mask and I mentioned he looked like Bane in Batman. He greeted me with a look of fright. ...
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I'm tired

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I called another senator today. I've called so many these past years, I've realized-I can't remember who I actually called, perhaps, let alone, why. I have friends who are younger than me. Fury motivating their activism and it is absolutely awesome. I see them, straight, white, and still fighting for equality for those not in their socio-economic strata. In fact, they're blessed/cursed with white privilege and that they use to get people to listen to them. They march. They call. They stand. It's awesome. Seeing them fight so hard for people like myself and my community, I feel I have to match them on every level. But I notice that the breaks between the activism gets longer and longer. I mentioned earlier, in my previous blog post, I'm the accidental tourist here. I did not chose to be so blessed with being queer, but, garshdarnit, I'm going to be it. I will scream my pride, I will fight for my rights, and I will see my community survive. But a...
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