Wednesday, September 28, 2011

And Then Autumn Arrived

And Then Autumn Arrived

The feeling of newness to the condo was hard to be avoided. Surely, the construction of the place was over forty years ago, but the interior had been scrubbed and more-than-spit-washed. Darryl realized he had struck a pose in the middle of the living room with a dish rag in his hand and his bald head gleaming with sweat.

    The last box had been destroyed by his hands, just fifteen minutes ago. Life affords everyone second and third chances. This condo was to become his second. He had no idea what had happened to him back in Washington. Perhaps it was being locked up all winter when the snows came; the summers that had an eerie stillness to them before rain. Whatever the case may be, he cleaned everything, moved what few items he had to Florida and found this fantastic deal on this condo.

    This very clean and very new inside condo.

    He walked out to the alley way, folding the box with such precision, that one might have thought he took some kind of Japanese art class to have mastered it. He tucked the cardboard between the garbage cans where seven other last boxes where now housed.

    He was done with the boxes. Now he could enjoy his life.

    He moved back into the living room and removed the glass top of his coffee table, careful not to add finger prints. To make sure, he held it to the evening's light through the far window to make sure it was still clean.  He placed it on a clean blanket to the right of him. His keys scissored  the lock and he looked in. 

    The research had worked. Inside the cedar and pine trunk of his construction, the insulating layer of plastic and foam had not deteriorated one bit. He placed a palm on them they were not even warm. The Renuzits, all cinnamon flavored, banked the interior and made the fetid aroma greatly reduce--and the mummification had begun on the young victim's body.

    He sighed and looked at the calendar he had placed on the back door. Today was officially the first day of Autumn. Halloween would be soon.

    "Poor bloke. Over state lines, and still no one has asked me about you," Darryl hit the side as if the body understood the joke.

    He was going to love the fall in Florida. 

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Borders employees list complaints, grievances | Shelf Life | EW.com

Being a bookie regular, I had to appreciate this. My favorite? “We’re going to Barnes and Nobles!” Please, please do. I’m sad to see the demise of the bookstore in general, but, hey, there’s always the library! Seriously, keep reading. Especially since next week is the “Banned Book Week!”  Enjoy the LINK:

Borders employees list complaints, grievances | Shelf Life | EW.com

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Warrior Film Review


Trailer…



Movie Review



I used to box, but I wasn't very good at all, I hate to admit. I detested jumping around, especially jumping rope, but here's the thing--I was thinner then any other time. Your body does respond. Then I got married and wasn't allowed to spar any more. Not that it mattered. I only sparred three times. Two of those times was against my female kickboxing coach.


Yes, she kicked my ass.

But the experience was completely meditative. No, seriously. There's something to be said that, when you're in the ring, nothing else really matters. You had a shitty day at work? You might not want to dwell on that. That fucknut who cut in front of you in the line at Disney World? Remember, you do, technically, have the ability to kill him. However, when there’s a fist or two heading towards your head, you can’t really think about those kinds of things.


I miss boxing. I don't know if I could ever go back in my current state, really. And movies like Warriors proves that. Made by Gavin O'Conner it is, basically, a Rocky movie. I mean, seriously. His other claim to fame, Miracle, was about the American ice hockey team, a longshot in the Olympics being the underdog and kicking the asses of Soviet team.Watch one of these movies, watch them all. The only difference? This one stars two men who are slightly beyond physically fit. One of the brothers, played by the cocky Brit Tom Hardy (who is doing his best self promoting by admitting bisexuality and then denyting it for some reason)was in the military. So his deltoids get a free pass.



Kinda makes you wanna go to the gym 24/7 and give up, I dunno, EATING…

Wait...let me see him again. Okay NOW he gets a free pass.


The other, a pseudo newcomer named Joel Edgerton , I only recognized from the Star Wars Cash Cow prequels. But his pecs are in full glory here. They say the camera adds weight. This youth must look like a glorified telephone pole in reality.

Check out Joel’s Stanly Kowolski in Streetcar….

The story has the two brothers work their way up into a Mixed Martial Arts public fight for a million dollar purse. What makes this film different? Well, they didn't go with melodrama. Surely, there's enough angst to overflow a teenager's cell phone, but there's something tangible about it. A teacher with very little money (Joel’s Brenden Conlon); a man fresh from the military with nothing to achieve other than his honor (Tom’s Tommy). This plot and the accompanying writing keeps the audience interested a bit more than most.


I noticed, in today's day and age, when the poor getting poorer by the second, bloodsport, for many starving men, might be the only way out of debt in front of the plutocrats. So there's even a timeliness angle.


I'm thinking I enjoyed this movie. I came for the eye candy and was impressed.


And I know it. Being in that ring is heavy business. I merely just boxed. Getting hit, anywhere, even with training is painful and drags energy. Mixed martial arts are just as bad, if not worse. These sports require zero pads and a special kind of person. I can only imagine the kind of character a person would be required to have before doing something that painful. Did this movie capture that? With the beautifully thin physics high school teacher? No, honestly. The fact is, in an attempt to be honest and straightforward, they nixed certain realities. One here and there is a gimmie, but to the point where I found my mind wondering in the slower points. How could a teacher stay that thin without coaching something? How can a person go AWOL from the Marines and only be found when he appears on television? Such gaps made the film show up in the nadir of movies, the September release.
I do, however, feel that there is more going on here that is on the screen. I want to see all of these people do more. There’s breathing room to be had. I look forward to it.

Warrior

Sunday, September 11, 2011

9/11 Anniversary: World Remembers, Reflects On September 11th

Look, I have a friend who has posted 32 different videos about September 11th. I guess we all mourn and remember things in different ways. But, well, really? I’m sad and blue today, to be sure, but having angst rubbed in my face isn’t going to cure the nation. Still, as I ask to you to remember the date—the purpose behind it still is not defined. We are still, as a people, reeling and mulling for an answer. 

9/11 Anniversary: World Remembers, Reflects On September 11th

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Wisconsin Official Instructs Staff Not To Mention Free IDs For Voting

You do realize, of course, Wisconsin was the first state to pass a state-wide gay-rights ordinance in the seventies. Then this happens! Seriously? Believe it or not, I’m fine with the showing of IDs. I’m NOT fine with trying to get money for nothing. I’d tell everyone, frankly.

Wisconsin Official Instructs Staff Not To Mention Free IDs For Voting

Some Things Are Just Disturbing

 I mean, like, why? Why does such crap and drivel like The Human Centipede exist. Well? It's probably like porn. Where everyone tires t...